I'm Not Mean I'm Just Too Old to Pretend to Like You Shirt | Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt |
S / Black
$22.00
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Aging like fine wine… and losing patience like expired milk.
This “I’m Not Mean, I’m Just Way Too Old to Pretend to Like You” tee is the perfect blend of sarcasm, honesty, and unbothered older-and-wiser energy.
Whether you're rocking permanent resting witch face, done with fake small talk, or simply embracing your “I say what I want now” era, this shirt says it loud so you don’t have to.
🩸 Product Details:
• Unisex fit (S–3XL) — soft, breathable, and comfy
• Premium cotton or cotton-blend fabric
• Professionally printed with long-lasting, eco-friendly inks
🕷 Perfect For:
• Sarcastic queens & kings
• Grown adults with zero tolerance for nonsense
• Petty girlies, goth moms, and spicy aunties
• Work, errands, family gatherings… anywhere you’d rather not talk
⚡ Style Tip:
Pair with leggings and a coffee or jeans and a death glare — both work.
🖤 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Confidence and boundaries sold separately.
Because age brings wisdom — and a shorter fuse.
I'm Not Mean I'm Just Too Old to Pretend to Like You Shirt | Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt |
$22.00