Deck the Halls Not Your Husband Shirt | Dark Humor Christmas Tee | Funny Holiday T-Shirt | Sarcastic Festive Shirt
S / Black
$22.00
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’Tis the season… to practice restraint.
This “Deck the Halls and Not Your Husband — Fa-la-la-la-la” tee is for the holiday survivors, the unhinged-but-cute girlies, and anyone who loves their Christmas cheer with a side of sarcasm.
A perfect blend of cozy festive vibes and dark humor, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs at holiday parties, family gatherings, or whenever you need a reminder to stay on Santa’s good list… barely.
🎅 Product Details:
• Unisex fit (S–3XL) — soft, comfy, & flattering
• Premium cotton or cotton-blend
• Printed with eco-friendly, fade-resistant inks
• Available in black, red, forest green, or heather grey
🎄 Perfect For:
• Dark humor lovers
• Spooky Christmas fanatics
• Moms, wives, girlfriends, and chaos goblins
• Holiday parties where you need a warning label
⚡ Style Tip:
Pair with leggings, messy bun, and your “don’t test me today” energy.
🖤 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry low. No actual decking recommended.
Because the holidays are stressful enough — might as well look festive while choosing peace.
Deck the Halls Not Your Husband Shirt | Dark Humor Christmas Tee | Funny Holiday T-Shirt | Sarcastic Festive Shirt
$22.00