Eating Junk and Eating Rubbish Shirt | Funny Retro Tee |Christmas humor
Black
$22.00
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For the gremlins, goblins, and grown adults who snack like unsupervised children.
This “Eating Junk and Eating Rubbish” tee is the perfect mix of retro humor and spooky aesthetic — inspired by late-80s/early-90s chaos energy with a distressed, horror-vintage twist.
Whether you’re embracing your inner feral creature, quoting a classic movie line, or just vibing with unhinged snack habits, this shirt lets the world know:
you’re surviving on vibes, sugar, and questionable decisions.
🩸 Product Details:
• Unisex fit (S–3XL) — soft, breathable, and comfy
• Vintage-style distressed print
• High-quality eco-friendly ink
• Available in black, , red, cream, or green.
🕷 Perfect For:
• Horror fans
• Nostalgia lovers
• Dark humor girlies
• Goblincore / cryptid-core fashion
• People who make chaotic snack choices
🎃 Style Tip:
Pair with ripped jeans, combat boots, and a messy bun for that “I thrive on caffeine and chaos” look.
🖤 Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside out. Dry low or hang. Avoid feeding after midnight.
Embrace your inner menace — one snack at a time. *These are short sleeve unless otherwise specified in note section.
Eating Junk and Eating Rubbish Shirt | Funny Retro Tee |Christmas humor
$22.00