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Introducing the Krampus: Child Transportation Service — fast, efficient, and always on time. This darkly funny holiday tee is perfect for horror fans who prefer their Christmas cheer with a side of chaos.
Featuring vintage-inspired design and creepy-cute holiday vibes, it’s a hilarious twist on traditional Christmas shirts. Whether you’re decking the halls or haunting the holiday party, this one’s guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe nervous side-eyes).
🎅 Product Details:
• Unisex fit (S–3XL) — comfy & true to size
• 100% ring-spun cotton (or cotton-blend, depending on color)
• Professionally printed with durable, eco-friendly inks
• Available in black, dark gray.
🩸 Perfect For:
• Horror lovers & Krampus fans
• Gothic holiday parties
• Dark humor enthusiasts
• Anti-Santa or “naughty list” aesthetics
• The perfect creepy Christmas gift
⚡ Style Tip:
Pair with plaid PJ pants, fuzzy socks, and that slightly unhinged holiday grin.
🖤 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry low. Krampus doesn’t like fading — neither should you.
Because some traditions deserve a little terror.
Krampus: Child Transportation Service - Horror Christmas Tee
$25.00